Post by martinez on Apr 22, 2010 9:59:26 GMT -5
Denver Nuggets
Retard: jediskywalker
"OH MY GOD LOOK AT ME
I TYPE ALL IN CAPS AND I LOOK SO SILLY"
cry like a bitch because ducky didnt extend my second rounder
I could only have a gayer user name if my name was Captain Flounder
bahah let me make a racial joke and call you a beaner
but I'm nothing but a cunt, I'm 5'0 300 lbs and couldn't be any less meaner
I have yet to get my dick wet you see, I'm holding off for the princess lady
to bad my dad dresses me up and fucks me up the ass while calling me baby.
Toronto Raptors
Victim: saga
"hello Clarisse" is what you remind of
I'm actually shaking while writing this poem don't know what your capable of
did you ever watch Bad Santa and see the little fat piggy?
they nailed down your role oh so spiffy!
people make fun of you and it seems to go right over your head
sadly you're probably going to now stalk me, eat my eyeballs and leave me for dead
Philadelphia 76ers
Racist:tmaczdaddy
Hi i'm the brother of a mormon im better known as the racist
I call someone Asian without any basis
I'm probably a big huge loner who saw the picture of play's uggs
and got a huge boner
if you can't see the humor in this you're probably white
you also take it up the as I'm probably right.
Milwaukee Bucks
Huge Dildo: Krupinski
Krubitchski, oops I just defamed your name
you live in la la land I think your borderline insane
they have a word for your kind we call you a retard
you're you know who, she's such a sweetheart
Can I get her number?
who knows your wildest dreams may come true and I'll be your brother!
come on don't be mad I got the perfect girl for you too!
she's 14, 300lbs and she'll ride you like a bull too!
Los Angeles Lakers:
Gangster: DBW
I go burrrr I go clap I put a gat in your back cuz your so wack and thats a fact I got a big nut sack so tack that one up on the rack
add it the collection of trophies that the Lakers will never win
having LeBron waste away on this team is such a sin
I keep getting knocked out in the first and second rounds of every playoffs
I think the UOSLR needs to get rid of me and give me laid off
perhaps the best idea is to trade LeBron to Sacramento and make him a King
it's only right it's what the league wants watch them rejoice and sing!
ohhhh I go burrrrrrrrr
Detroit Pistons
Wangster: Insane
Yoooo I know MMA so don't mess with me
I called out some dude from Amsterdam but he won't step to me
Yo I'm the biggest internet wangsta ya ever seen
my dick about this big 8=[) ya know what that mean!
I talk alotta shit but I'm probably some short little oompa loompa
with an even shorter dick
Retard: jediskywalker
"OH MY GOD LOOK AT ME
I TYPE ALL IN CAPS AND I LOOK SO SILLY"
cry like a bitch because ducky didnt extend my second rounder
I could only have a gayer user name if my name was Captain Flounder
bahah let me make a racial joke and call you a beaner
but I'm nothing but a cunt, I'm 5'0 300 lbs and couldn't be any less meaner
I have yet to get my dick wet you see, I'm holding off for the princess lady
to bad my dad dresses me up and fucks me up the ass while calling me baby.
Toronto Raptors
Victim: saga
"hello Clarisse" is what you remind of
I'm actually shaking while writing this poem don't know what your capable of
did you ever watch Bad Santa and see the little fat piggy?
they nailed down your role oh so spiffy!
people make fun of you and it seems to go right over your head
sadly you're probably going to now stalk me, eat my eyeballs and leave me for dead
Philadelphia 76ers
Racist:tmaczdaddy
Hi i'm the brother of a mormon im better known as the racist
I call someone Asian without any basis
I'm probably a big huge loner who saw the picture of play's uggs
and got a huge boner
if you can't see the humor in this you're probably white
you also take it up the as I'm probably right.
Milwaukee Bucks
Huge Dildo: Krupinski
Krubitchski, oops I just defamed your name
you live in la la land I think your borderline insane
they have a word for your kind we call you a retard
you're you know who, she's such a sweetheart
Can I get her number?
who knows your wildest dreams may come true and I'll be your brother!
come on don't be mad I got the perfect girl for you too!
she's 14, 300lbs and she'll ride you like a bull too!
Los Angeles Lakers:
Gangster: DBW
I go burrrr I go clap I put a gat in your back cuz your so wack and thats a fact I got a big nut sack so tack that one up on the rack
add it the collection of trophies that the Lakers will never win
having LeBron waste away on this team is such a sin
I keep getting knocked out in the first and second rounds of every playoffs
I think the UOSLR needs to get rid of me and give me laid off
perhaps the best idea is to trade LeBron to Sacramento and make him a King
it's only right it's what the league wants watch them rejoice and sing!
ohhhh I go burrrrrrrrr
Detroit Pistons
Wangster: Insane
Yoooo I know MMA so don't mess with me
I called out some dude from Amsterdam but he won't step to me
Yo I'm the biggest internet wangsta ya ever seen
my dick about this big 8=[) ya know what that mean!
I talk alotta shit but I'm probably some short little oompa loompa
with an even shorter dick
