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Post by idle on Jun 26, 2009 21:26:31 GMT -5
The autopsy on Michael Jackson's body showed the cause of death food poisoning.
A pair of eight year old nuts were found in his stomach.
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Post by idle on Jun 26, 2009 21:28:40 GMT -5
Farrah Faucet died this week and ascended to Heaven - Peter told her at the gates he could grant her 1 wish (no coming back to life!). She wished for all the kids of earth to be safe.
Yesterday Michael Jackson died.
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Post by idle on Jun 26, 2009 21:30:47 GMT -5
Michael Jackson requested at his funeral to present his body in an open casket.
He wanted all the kids to see him stiff one last time.
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Post by idle on Jun 26, 2009 21:33:44 GMT -5
Michael Jackson's body will not be cremated after the funeral because his body is mostly plastic. Instead he will be melted down and molded into Legos so kids can play with him for a change.
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Post by DB on Jun 27, 2009 12:40:51 GMT -5
This is pretty brutal bud. Pretty sad too.
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Post by play on Jun 27, 2009 13:27:31 GMT -5
Idle you're a fucking bitch for posting some shit like this...go suck on a dick you no pussy getting bitch.
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