Post by martinez on Dec 7, 2009 11:00:33 GMT -5
Seattle Superonics
Who are YOU?
Your team is stacked
but with your inactivity
your team has fell flat
what is your name and where did you go
i'd rather have tmacz
then you joe schmoe
so Seattle GM whoever you are
maybe one day you'll make a dc and answer a pm
instead of being an inactive slore.
Utah Jazz
The Mother Land
Hey big mike you moved to Ukraine and never told us why
I heard it's because your papers expired please don't lie
All we want to know is why you left the US of A
Was it because the man your mom married turned out to be gay?
Hey big mike let us know if you finally bought call of duty
and send me one of those mail order brides I need some booty.
San Antonio Spurs
WTF?!?!
Hey play you have Shaq
but your team is utterly wack
when I saw your atrocious record I almost had a titty attack
I thought it was impossible to tank with someone so good
but then again if anyone could you would
I love you buddy
let's go get a hammer and make CC all bloody
but then again you probably won't see this
your job blocked fbb that sucks bye bye kiss kiss!
Portland Trail Blazers
Rape
Hey insane remember when you first joined
and got raped so hard like someone kicked you in the groin
you cried and cried about how we were all wrong
and even said you quit, we said "who cares so long!"
but then you came to your senses
though never apologized to everyone about your offenses
so you can thank UOSLR for all your team's successes
I give it another year before you attempt to destroy your team
much worse than ducky's wet dreams.
Denver Nuggets
The Mormon
Hi Ducky, I must admit you are the first Mormon I ever met
I have a ton of questions for you please don't get upset
First starters, is it true you have 9 moms
and have more brothers and sisters than Iran's got bombs?
Is it true your brother is your father and your mother is your sister
and everyone around the block stuck their dick in her
please please I need these answered now
I want to become a mormon have 9 wives and make one say meow
I would love to become Mormon you guys seem really cool
even though you guys are all dumb due to home school
so ducky please answer me
I know your not allowed to use the internet past 3 but i will await your answer with much glee!
Philadelphia 76ers
The Mormon Part II
Hi Tmacz right off the bat
I would like to take a quick second and say you are really wack
in mormon terms this means you are really gay
I heard you're not allowed to be that so for you I pray
oh tmacz how much I loathe thee
you left and quit like a bitch because of the HC penalty
now you're back and have taken over a team better than you ever had
but you'll probably lose soon and cry and run off again so sad
Who are YOU?
Your team is stacked
but with your inactivity
your team has fell flat
what is your name and where did you go
i'd rather have tmacz
then you joe schmoe
so Seattle GM whoever you are
maybe one day you'll make a dc and answer a pm
instead of being an inactive slore.
Utah Jazz
The Mother Land
Hey big mike you moved to Ukraine and never told us why
I heard it's because your papers expired please don't lie
All we want to know is why you left the US of A
Was it because the man your mom married turned out to be gay?
Hey big mike let us know if you finally bought call of duty
and send me one of those mail order brides I need some booty.
San Antonio Spurs
WTF?!?!
Hey play you have Shaq
but your team is utterly wack
when I saw your atrocious record I almost had a titty attack
I thought it was impossible to tank with someone so good
but then again if anyone could you would
I love you buddy
let's go get a hammer and make CC all bloody
but then again you probably won't see this
your job blocked fbb that sucks bye bye kiss kiss!
Portland Trail Blazers
Rape
Hey insane remember when you first joined
and got raped so hard like someone kicked you in the groin
you cried and cried about how we were all wrong
and even said you quit, we said "who cares so long!"
but then you came to your senses
though never apologized to everyone about your offenses
so you can thank UOSLR for all your team's successes
I give it another year before you attempt to destroy your team
much worse than ducky's wet dreams.
Denver Nuggets
The Mormon
Hi Ducky, I must admit you are the first Mormon I ever met
I have a ton of questions for you please don't get upset
First starters, is it true you have 9 moms
and have more brothers and sisters than Iran's got bombs?
Is it true your brother is your father and your mother is your sister
and everyone around the block stuck their dick in her
please please I need these answered now
I want to become a mormon have 9 wives and make one say meow
I would love to become Mormon you guys seem really cool
even though you guys are all dumb due to home school
so ducky please answer me
I know your not allowed to use the internet past 3 but i will await your answer with much glee!
Philadelphia 76ers
The Mormon Part II
Hi Tmacz right off the bat
I would like to take a quick second and say you are really wack
in mormon terms this means you are really gay
I heard you're not allowed to be that so for you I pray
oh tmacz how much I loathe thee
you left and quit like a bitch because of the HC penalty
now you're back and have taken over a team better than you ever had
but you'll probably lose soon and cry and run off again so sad
spelled out completely
