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[Jahallstar]

I won't stoop to that level...

[Jahallstar]

Quotes and numbers and such should not count.

[Brophdog88]

May 13, 2010 22:42:53 GMT -5 Jahallstar said:

Other people will get the too many connections error

nah, it just takes tghe busy work outta posting, and I can make it so it generates quotes so you actually contribute something

[Jahallstar]

I don't go for peer pressure!

[Jahallstar]

Downfall of society..People cheating....so sad..

[Brophdog88]

when I say quotes I mean as in comedy and such, not what people posted here...(I had like 400 posts outside my "cheating"

[Jahallstar]

I'm like 33% of the way there anyway...what is another 66.6%

[Jahallstar]

Welch's light grape juice is sooooo good...Not as heavy as the regular.

[Jahallstar]

I think all posts should be your original thoughts....increase brain waves around here.

[Jahallstar]

Stimulate conversation and such.

[Brophdog88]

I like to 'bout the differences between frogs and bears, when there's a frog around, I don't have to hang my fuckin' sandwiches from a branch. A frog knows they are for me. He'd rather have a fly, 'cause fly zig-zags and my sandwiches do not. If I want some honey on some toast, I don't have to squeeze a plastic frog.

[Brophdog88]

I like to close my eyes on stage because I've drawn a picture of an audience enjoying the show more on the back of my eyelids.

[Brophdog88]

I saw this wino. He was eating some grapes. It's like, "Dude, you have to wait."

[Brophdog88]

In England, Smokey the Bear is not the forest fire prevention representative. They have Smaquis the Frog. It's just like a bear, but it's a frog. I think it's a better system, I think we should adopt it. Because bears can be mean, but frogs are always cool. Never has there been a frog hopping toward me, and I thought "Man, I'd better play dead. Here comes that frog..." You never say here comes that frog in a nervous manner. It's always optimistic. Hey here comes that frog, all right. Maybe he will settle near me so I can pet him, and stick him in a mayonnaise jar, with a stick and a leaf, to recreate what he's used to. And I'm pretty sure I'd have to punch some holes in the lid, because he's damn sure used to air. Then I can observe him, and he won't be doing much in his 16-ounce world.

[Brophdog88]

Fish are always eating other fish. If fish could scream, the ocean would be loud as shit. You would not want to submerge your head. Nothing but fish going, "Ahhhh, fuck! I thought I looked like that rock!"