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Post by Brophdog88 on May 13, 2010 22:47:38 GMT -5
Thirteen's an unlucky number, right? Well, then so should the letter “B” be, cuz “B” looks like a scrunched together 13. “Hello, what is your name?” “Bob.” “Get the fuck away!”
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Post by Brophdog88 on May 13, 2010 22:47:40 GMT -5
I saw soda-pop for $1.20 a six pack. That price fucks with your head, 'cause then you start to think that you're gonna sell pop. Suddenly I got things of pop with me. "What's going on, Mitch?" "Not much, man, looking to buy some pop? Fifty cents a can. It's not refrigerated 'cause this is a half-assed commitment."
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Post by Brophdog88 on May 13, 2010 22:47:43 GMT -5
I have a girlfriend named, Lynn. She spells her name L-y-n-n. And my old girlfriend is named Lyn, too. She spells her name L-y-n. Every now and then, I fuck up, I call my new girlfriend by my old girlfriend's name. And she can tell, 'cause I don't say, "nn," as long.
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Post by Jahallstar on May 13, 2010 22:48:34 GMT -5
You've stooped to Marty's level.
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Post by Jahallstar on May 13, 2010 22:48:43 GMT -5
I admit that I am dissapointed
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Post by Jahallstar on May 13, 2010 22:48:55 GMT -5
Thought you had more potential.
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Post by Jahallstar on May 13, 2010 22:49:08 GMT -5
I've been wrong before though.....twice to be exact.
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Post by Jahallstar on May 13, 2010 22:49:17 GMT -5
Ohh well.
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Post by Jahallstar on May 13, 2010 22:49:37 GMT -5
Why did Jay stop talking to me.
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Post by Jahallstar on May 13, 2010 22:49:52 GMT -5
He used to be much more social.
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Post by Brophdog88 on May 13, 2010 22:49:58 GMT -5
had 400 posts before I stooped
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Post by Jahallstar on May 13, 2010 22:50:32 GMT -5
You are now Marty Jr.
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Post by Jahallstar on May 13, 2010 22:50:47 GMT -5
I'll just call you JR
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Post by Jahallstar on May 13, 2010 22:50:56 GMT -5
You'll know what it means.
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Post by Jahallstar on May 13, 2010 22:51:28 GMT -5
Why did Play auto me after like 29 seconds and give me some scrub from Kentucky.
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